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| May 2004 Newsletter BodyTalk System(TM) Module 1 & 2 Workshop Wide-Band Multi-Spectrum Far Infrared (FIR) Therapeutic Lamps
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I am very pleased to announce that Abby Hamilton and myself (Harry Farris) are hosting Module 1 & 2 BodyTalk System(TM) workshops July 23rd through 27th. Abby has been so impressed with how much BodyTalk has helped clients, her horses and herself, she decided she was going to go to Chicago for Modules 1 & 2. After talking with James West, a BodyTalk instructor, we decided it was time to bring a BodyTalk Workshop to Indianapolis. I must admit it will be very nice to have another BodyTalker here at the office so I don't have to travel all the way to Cincinnati for a session. BodyTalk workshops are open to everyone whether you are a medical doctor, an alternative health care provider or a lay person. Even if you know nothing about the human body and how it functions you will walk away from Module 1 & 2 being able to use the BodyTalk System(TM) to help your friends and family members. The more I use BodyTalk the more I am convinced of it's effectiveness with numerous health related issues. I have even seen people that could not receive colon hydrotherapy because of contraindications benefit from BodyTalk. One client in particular comes to mind. We could not do colon hydrotherapy because she was very anemic. BodyTalk has not only helped with the anemia but also has helped with the IBS problems. In addition BodyTalk has helped this person with the release of extreme anger. People thoroughly enjoy their BodyTalk sessions and more and more clients are asking me to incorporate BodyTalk as part of their sessions, whether it's a massage session or colon hydrotherapy. I believe this is because BodyTalk enhances and increases the effectiveness of the other therapies offered at Accelerated Wellness. Free Information Nights: Subject: Cleansing & The
BodyTalk System Subject: BodyTalk System™ (Only) James West, the instructor for Modules 1 & 2 will be
giving Please call & RSVP for Free Info Nights Links within this website for more information about BodyTalk Times, Dates outline & cost of Module 1 & 2 Links to other BodyTalk sites: www.bodytalksystem.com Bio for James West (Instructor for
Modules 1 & 2 in Indy)
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Little In-House or Outhouse Humor GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stain. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-POOPIE:The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart qa few times. WET CHEEKS POOPIE: (The Power Dump) The kind that come out so fast your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: (AKA the Clingon) This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. MEXICAN POOPIE: It smells so bad your nose burns. UPPER-CLASS POOPIE: The kind of poopie that doesn't smell. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because your're sure you're about to fart, but oops! A poopie! CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
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